“The woke mind virus made me piss my pants again!”

Do we really need to be aware of every one of this idiot’s stupid fucking opinions in real-time? Holy fuck.

Goddamn hackers stole my cat treats!

Only thing that can stop a bad dad with a gun is a good daughter with a gun. Checkmate, Obama.

People really need to understand that it’s just very complex predictive text amounting to a Rorschach test.

The billionaires want to build industrial wood-chippers to get rid of us en masse, meanwhile individual sized wood-chippers already exist.

Have some self-respect. Don’t feed The Daily Beast.

He’s certainly the antithesis of Christ, along with Musk and Trump.

Honestly, just collapse already.

Ukraine should attack Moscow with Blue and Yellow paint before their next round of negotiations so the people of Moscow can really see the weakness of the Kremlin Gremlin, and then if that round of negotiations fails to bring a peace agreement level the Kremlin. Most of the world would be fine with it at this point, I’d imagine.

That’s it?

It only made them all half a trillion this year and they’re all-in?

Pathetic.

Literally no one is saying that, but gun enthusiasts have no argument without their straw-men.