What a FASCINATING concept!

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“Wanna learn about the threats to your livelihood posed by this upcoming court case? Pay us just $5 a month! Don’t worry, we’ll automatically increase that to $10 a month after three months. No action required.”

Lmao buddy you turned marketing buzz words into ontological argument come the fuck on

You might as well say Mr Clean is clearly a diety of some sort because of his undying commitment to purity

It’s run by the fucking French, what do you expect?

I remember in the 00’s when you’d upgrade your phone every year because the service providers would give you a new phone. And it would be leaps and bounds better than your previous phone with tons of new features.

Now, Samsung wants to kvetch because I won’t spend $1,500 on their new whatever that is functionally identical to the one I have from 2020? Feh! Rot!

Edit: Come to think of it, my old phone has more features than the new one since they got rid of the stylus. Maybe one day they’ll figure out “AI” isn’t a feature, it’s bloatware.