The agency warns that even then, there is no guarantee that individuals will be cleared to cross through the security checkpoint.

Bummer, that’s another $45 to re-check until they get it right. I’m guessing this will happen a lot.

Donut go brrrr, folks

Luigi is actually Sam Reich.

“I’ve been here the whole time.”

Yep, rubrics are crucial. I’ve graded some argumentative essays where students wrote about topics I absolutely disagreed with, but they did so in a compelling way that met the requirements on the assignment sheet and rubric, and therefore earned A’s. Clear expectations, in writing, applied equally, will cover your ass. But I’m sure Oklahoma would still complain about teaching the problems with arguments from incredulity.

Exactly, see what things like rpkGroup (a particularly heinous example) are doing to colleges to get them running like for-profit businesses. “Restructuring” aka gutting the school and the purpose of a university, which is to give a rounded education.

Nah it’s cool my $5k DOGE check is totally in the mail.

May rat kings infest her home and plumbing

Slop it up!

Surely they’ll get it this time.