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It takes skill to hack such an organization using only printf
Did he type the furiously on to the keyboard? No? Then it’s not hacking.
I have seen like 2 movies where the hacker just ran a script and danced around the room until the progress bar got to the top, then he hit a couple inputs and ran another script and went back to dancing. It was so surreal to see something so much closer to real than the feverish hammering in a keyboard.
ah yeah, I’m always dancing when hacking gov systems
You know hackers in the movies are very polite and care for their user. When they are hacking or wiping the disk they show proper progress. That is much better user experience than many corporate products. Be like hackers in the movie.
Ransomware has better tech support and customer service than your cell phone provider or ISP.
Their profits come from actual “customers”. They can’t just layoff half of their work force and use stock buybacks to make the line go up. Shit has to actually work.
I guess you could add some
sleep(1)inbetweenNeeds to be a
sleep(3)andsleep(5)between the last ones just to add suspenseThis is Python. It’s already show enough.
Ooof starting the day with violence I see
That’s not python
It’s valid Python code though, the semicolons will run but are unnecessary
I am so perplexed and horrified. I’m going to need several weeks to get over this. What is this?!
A way to have several statements on the same line?
It seems I had semicolons confused with braces:
if picture is broken, it’s this:
~ $ python -c "from __future__ import braces" File "<string>", line 1 SyntaxError: not a chance
have you seen who runs the fbi? this’ll probably work irl
For those who want a more convincing but still low-effort variant of this, use… https://hackertyper.net/
Press F11 in your browser to run it in fullscreen.
The Hollywood command is effortless and runs on terminal
