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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·4 days agoTrump: “Look at how cool my good friend Pete Hegseth is! He’s killing the drug dealers and the terrorists.” Media: “Damn, did you just post video of your Sec Def committing a war crime?” Pete: “No! No! Not a war crime! I didn’t say that. This is fake footage. But if it was real, it would have been a very cool thing to do.” Media: “Trump, is your Defense Department leaking doctored videos of military exercises?” Trump: “Democrats! The Democrats were already doing this. No crime! Fake news. I don’t even know this Pete Hegseth guy. Never even seen a video.” Media: “Okay, well… I guess that’s that. Back to polling the midterms.” ICC: helpless shrugging
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoWho could have foreseen such a demented, corrupt, shitshow?
Trump: “Look at how cool my good friend Pete Hegseth is! He’s killing the drug dealers and the terrorists.”
Media: “Damn, did you just post video of your Sec Def committing a war crime?”
Pete: “No! No! Not a war crime! I didn’t say that. This is fake footage. But if it was real, it would have been a very cool thing to do.”
Media: “Trump, is your Defense Department leaking doctored videos of military exercises?”
Trump: “Democrats! The Democrats were already doing this. No crime! Fake news. I don’t even know this Pete Hegseth guy. Never even seen a video.”
Media: “Okay, well… I guess that’s that. Back to polling the midterms.”
ICC: helpless shrugging
Who could have foreseen such a demented, corrupt, shitshow?