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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 days ago

Lucky enough, I am C++ Developer

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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 9 days ago
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    9 days ago

    Never c++

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    Programming in C++ is downright horrifying to me after trying other languages. The way it does generics is fucked up on so many levels…

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      C++ is a great language it you refrain from using 70% of its features.

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    I hate C++ so much

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    8 days ago

    What do I get as PHP Developer?

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      A beating on a good day.

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    C++ lets you assign variables with <%%> in case your parents were killed by an equals sign.

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      What is happening there?

      Is it about templates? I can’t find any reference for that syntax.

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        I mixed digraphs and initilization together.

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          Oh, I didn’t know about digraphs at all. C++ is a really big language.

          And wow, that’s a well hidden footgun.

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            Feels like this thing should require an extra flag in case of gcc in this day and age, or a separate compile-time defined variable, specifically for cases where you don’t want to require the flag.

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              To be fair, the biggest footguns are the trigraphs, and now that I tested those do require a flag in gcc.

              The digraphs are just hard to search, never used operator symbols.

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