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This is like an average convo on the light rail in Seattle, especially near AmazonTown
I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?

Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.
Absolutely breathtaking*
can i pentest your honeypot?
if a woman used this line on me my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”
*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY
I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.








