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I purchased a lifetime sub when it was on sale

Furthermore, the engineer made one disturbing discovery — deep in the logs of his non-functioning smart vacuum, he found a command with a timestamp that matched exactly the time the gadget stopped working. This was clearly a kill command, and after he reversed it and rebooted the appliance, it roared back to life.

The implementation is client-side, so this wouldn’t work. It forces all apps to have a client-side backdoor.