No one demands to be exempt from prosecution for war crimes unless they intend to commit or have already committed war crimes.

I’ll get out my good loin cloth.

Snakes for everyone. Everywhere.

Curious to see what it’s like in 40 years when the world is ruled by Australians.

To each according to their need, from each according to their ability. Heartwarming.

Is this a joke? Why do I need both hands to record a voice note with a phone?

Why, obviously you need one hand to hold the earpiece to your ear, the other to tap the cradle and get the operator, whom you can ask to write something down for you. What a maroon.

If they win I guess I just stop watching…things forever?

If they win I guess I just stop watching movies forever?

I remember hearing about this shift of theirs way back in the early Windows 10 days and thinking, “That sounds like suicidal stupidity but maybe there’s something I don’t know?”

Nope. It’s exactly as I thought.

Please overlay the map of this theory’s spread with the spread of measles.