Solution: Suck it up.

Yes, I believe that’s the current administration’s advice as well.

I was confused as to why no one suggested this yet lol

Companies keep ghost jobs active for several reasons:

• To signal growth during hiring freezes
• To leave approved positions stuck in limbo due to budget cuts
• To satisfy internal posting requirements or HR quotas

To lie, got it.

I hope you dipshit Lemmy leftist kids are prepared to actually work

vote people out

not get lost down some third-party fantasy

You should take your own advice.

The US had their chance to vote this out. It’s going to take a hell of a lot of anti-establishment actions from this point forward, and no, canceling your Disney+ subscription won’t be enough.

Unfortunately, they forgot about the *male part of “Straight White Christian Male” apparently. Wish I felt sorry for them.

So leopards ate their face

Cancer confirmed lmfao

Damn. Never thought I’d see the day Americans turned their backs on Black Friday lmao

Kinda… creepy. Just the way this article is presented, I mean.

It almost sounds like “Now we can finally eat Max the dog and know exactly what he tastes like without really eating him! Isn’t that right Max?” lol

But if this is just a weird way of saying “we have synthetic pork now” then kudos I guess

What a pack of freaks lol

It’s almost like late stage capitalism incentivizes people like this to not give two shits what they say or do because there will never be consequences…

There is kind of an art to making good soup.

Unfortunately, a lot of college kids / 9-5ers I’ve seen have a set of exactly 2 or so dishes (not exaggerating) which they tend to regularly cycle through as their “cooked dinner of the week”, typically involving some kind of noodle and protein, usually some variation of hamburger helper, carbonara or chicken fajita, but I’ve seen vegetarian editions too.

Making soup is relatively easy, unless you

• Don’t lightly caramelize the mirepoix before adding water, so the broth is bland
• Don’t know what a mirepoix is
• Put the noodles in first
• Put the potatoes in last
• Want to try your hand at making “peanutbutter soup” because it looked cool on your buddy’s last instagram post
• Oversalted it and an article online recommended lemon juice to “absorb the sodium”

I’ve seen some travesties lmfao

Thank you for the reminder that The Simpsons was genuinely hilarious at one point lol

When the people slurp my decadent flavors, will they remember you… solicitors, hidden in a dark tower?

Or will they remember me? Their faithful, pantry pal.

Shame. Whatever happened to corporate integrity?

His predecessor would be spinning in her grave lol

I’m sorry, I read this headline like a Dr. Doofenschmirtz plan, ahahahahahaha

The lesser known type of Uncanny Valley… where instead of being super unsettling it’s just very fucking irritating lol

Alternatively, just… keeps Windows 10.

Am I crazy? Like, I would legitimately reinstall Windows 95 were it relatively feasible.

Is it really that ill-advised to rely on outside providers for additional security features?

I’ve said time and time again that “building more houses” is not the solution.

The problem is resource hoarding. Regulate the real estate monopolies. Stricter bans on AirBnBs and second vacation homes. Rent control properties. And renovate buildings that aren’t up to code.

Outside of extremely dense cities, it’s never, ever been a population issue. It’s a class issue.