Boomer Humor Doomergod

Don’t get me started on the electoral-media complex that makes our elections too damn long.

If we’re making impossible demands on the system I’d also include 60 day election cycles. No political advertising or campaigning more than two months before the election.

But I’m a bad American who hates the GDP.

Could we also make it so primaries don’t take six months? I’ve never voted in a presidential primary where my vote affected the outcome at all because every state I’ve lived in was late in the schedule.