Us Millennials sure do love destroying industries by non-participation such as… lemme check my notes here… housing. Pack it in, chaps, another job well done.

The real solution to poverty is just not being poor.

Now where’s my Nobel Peace Prize?

Look look look, we just gotta keep taking the moral high road and meeting them in the middle. Eventually they’ll help us out. They can’t keep pulling the football like Lucy with Charlie Brown EVERY SINGLE TIME.