alaphic

If Miller can be said to have a redeeming factor (and that “if” is doing some HEAVY lifting there, I’m well aware) it’s that you can tell he thinks he looks like Edward Norton in American History X, but everyone else thinks he looks like a 12 year old boy’s penis.

(I know this having been a 12 year old boy once. Also, if anyone at all close to Miller sees this and can relay a message, tell him the internet said: 20 minutes of ceaseless, uncontrollable laughter He’ll know what we mean.)

Mussolini has entered the chat

Kash Patel starring in:

TOM CLANCY’S Clearly Part of a Pantsuit

TOM CLANCY’S Hunt for Rad Hat MAGA

TOM CLANCY’S Fake Elector Games

My God, for once can we not think of the poor fucking congresspeople? They’re the REAL oppressed group in this country

Do keep in mind, though: If you’re up for more than 4 hours, you should consult a physician… Or, in your case, an IT Specialist, I guess?

Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn’t really look up to you, it’s just pretending

These AI slop comments are getting out of fucking control

Fits Trump to a T then

I really don’t understand why people (GOPers mainly, it seems) trot this line out every time there’s the “threat” of a Repub being (gasp) held accountable for something…

We don’t fucking CARE! GOOD! Prosecute the criminals! It doesn’t matter what side they’re on politically!

Some of us don’t hang our hat on individual cults of personality and just want the rules applied equally all the way across. Why is this so difficult to understand?

• /pff what kind of idiot would do that/ *

Alexa, play despacito

• like 99% of consumers, probably

Is that the same AI vending machine that attempted to alert company security (i think) when told it was going to be taken offline and also tried to set up physical meetings with people, even describing its outfit? Or am I thinking of another?

All the creepy surrealistic AI stuff starts to run together for me after awhile lol