I know it’s ironic, but buy a Pixel for your next phone(1) and use GrapheneOS. It sandboxes all of the Google stuff so it can’t track you across the device, only within the sandboxed app or service itself. Chances are all of your financial apps will still work (mine did including Paypal, the pickiest by far) and the only downside I experienced was less than ideal keyboard error correction and complicated voice-to-text setup (required a third party voice recog service since Google’s didn’t exist in GrapheneOS).

(1) Don’t buy it new, get one from Swappa or the equivalent trusted used phone marketplace in your country.

Thank you for getting the idiom right. To all of the folks who think you can’t have your cake and eat it too, you most certainly can. You have to “have” it before you can “eat” it. But you most definitely can’t eat your cake and then still have it, which is the meaning of the idiom and the correct way to say it.

My favorite insult directed towards slack-jawed yokels will forever be “Ya buncha hodunk podunk well-then-there motherfuckers!” Delivered as only Billy Zane could in his woefully underrated role in Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight.