He was Jeffrey Epstein.

They actually arrested the people in charge?

WOW. Good job.

You have selected regicide! If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, please press 1.

I mean.

This was the case.

In the hit feature film enemy at the gates.

I don’t know how factual that movie was or if it’s happening now though.

Praise the coming morn

As culture is born

Put aside your hatred and apathy

As we copypasta most gloriously

Piss porn! Piss porn! Piss porn!

We cry, on lemmy, culture is born

Eat the pasta. Mmmmm delicious copypasta.

See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

She said, “Krooklochurm, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.”

So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.”

So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.”

Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what.

Of course. That must be why it didn’t work the last time. Thank you kindly for that wonderful advice.

I also have 128gb of ddr5 ram

And 64gb of ddr5 ram

And some laptop ddr5 ram

I’m going to wrap them all in Saran Wrap and stick them up my ass so my brain works faster

Bash was derived by a team of criminally insane programmers in the bowels of a South American asylum so deep in the jungle no country can rightfully claim it as its own. It is the product of the demented keystrokes of the damned, possessing a singular logic so alien that its developers can hardly be said to be human at all.

And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

It’s more like removing one of your breasts due to cancer

Look, they have faith in god, and god is totally real, but we have to separate the religious people from those who are delusional, naive, hateful, or are using religion for their own gain.

The best way to do this is to let god, who is definitely, totally real, to choose who he favours.

So instead of a baptism we just have anyone who is following the lord leap off a cliff. God will save the ones that are actually religious, and we won’t have to worry about the rest of the bad ones.

The great thing is that this works for every belief system that maintains the existence of any kind of remotely sapient higher power.