I didn’t think the horse was still intact enough that you could find any hide.

Ugh. I hope that there being a use for the little bastards now doesn’t make people breed them on purpose.

Python and Ruby have both had various repo issues too.

I’ve never heard of anything similar with Perl, but that may partly be because applications for new developers who want to join CPAN still appear to be processed by humans, with up to a couple of weeks lag. The time inefficiency plus the language being less popular probably makes it an unattractive target.