This could explain why my 4C/8T VPS started hitting 100% CPU usage shortly after boot with like next to nothing else running on it.

Can’t argue with that logic. I’ll report to my nearest border crossing if/when this passes to make things easier for everyone.

Really hope for a positive outcome. I would love to go visit my happy place on the Oregon coast again some day!

For real, there really is no way for them to know for sure.

Also, I just remembered Apple has throwaway emails built in now, nobody will think to list those. So do you just go to jail straight away if you miss listing one of those, because you lied on a federal form?

Checks SimpleLogin account… 230 email aliases to date… gg, I might need a few more pages to note all of those.