Mr. Toad is lovely, though

They don’t make enough to itemize in the first place, they’ll just take the standard deduction. (Unless they lost like $20k on scratchers somehow)

You think the people buying scratch tickets are itemizing? Idk, maybe they will, they’re not the brightest

Somebody set up us the bomb

Yeah yeah, we’ll figure that out, but first let’s talk about that first round of VC funds, right?

In that case, search nothing and everything you have will come up.

I did not have GMO mosquitos bred for a more effective proboscis escaping into the wild on my bingo card

Say what? Is this not exploiting an animal, or worse, creating a potential market incentive to further exploit animal bodies and life? I’m not even vegan. I know individuals have exceptions, and the philosophy is a spectrum rather than a monolith and all that, but are mosquitoes not animal life?

Not scalable? You haven’t seen my back yard in the summer time, I’m gonna be rich!!

I would take it a step further and say all corporations must be worker-owned. Every employee has an equal share, and maybe there is a probationary period along with that to weed out the bad eggs. This alone naturally encourages organic growth (among other, greater benefits) because any new hire will divide the pie further.

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