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9 hours agoI was about to start my lucrative career in DDoS but, alas, I’ve been thwarted.


I was about to start my lucrative career in DDoS but, alas, I’ve been thwarted.


Such a manly man. Nothing screams “I’m a super serious, super macho, super secure guy!” like summoning all the top generals for a dick waving ceremony, and bombing fishermen from airplanes.
Oh. Well, he cleared that right up. Thank goodness.