Assuming you’re talking about HTML5 & CSS it actually is Turing Complete.

Nintendo literally already filing a lawsuit against OP.

Big if true

… (well, bigger than zero at least)

It is, honestly, a fucking terrible idea - I understand that servers are struggling but this is the worst way to fix it.

Why doesn’t anyone want to work anymore!?

Yea, I’m well aware.

But you had to learn that somewhere… nothing is intuitive for a novice.

Yea, I don’t know why people want to learn things - it’s easier to just know them! /s

Speaking as a Senior Dev specialized in database access and design… you don’t have to use all caps - SQL is actually case agnostic.

But… but my fucking eyes man. I’m old, if your branch doesn’t have control keywords in all caps I’m going to take it out back and ol’ yeller it.

There are few hills I’ll die on but all caps SQL and singular table names are two of them.