What movie is this from?

Edit: Oh yeah, it reminds me of that bit in Dead Poet’s Society

Theres a pain joke in there somewhere

The first? Wasn’t LOIC open souce?

That sounds absolutely ridiculous. What’s the point of needing less weight to set off backseat alarms? A gallon of water is only like 4kg and that’s enough to set off seatbelt alarms.

Ugh, I hope it’s better than the last car I drove, couldn’t set groceries on the seat or it’d trigger the seatbelt alarm.

Oh, I’m not the thorn guy, he just doesn’t bother me like the conformists want so I’m catching strays, haha

Oregon also has roadkill salvage permits available!

Nah, the downvotes are from people who think they’re punishing a nonconformist.

But no one is finding roadkill and saying “oh man, I gotta get in on that”

Fun fact, there was enough public outcry in '16 for the state of Washington to amend it’s laws and make it legal to harvest roadkill for food.